The Funny Excuses Customers Give for Not Hiring a Pro (And How to Respond)

Wed, December 11, 2024 12:54 AM

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Everyone has that friend—or maybe it’s you—who puts off hiring a professional for the oddest reasons. Let’s take a light-hearted look at the funniest excuses homeowners give for not calling a pro, and how OneBook eliminates these roadblocks.


1. “I Can Probably Do It Myself.”

Translation: “I watched a YouTube tutorial once, so I’m basically an expert.”
Reality Check: DIY mishaps often cost more to fix than hiring a pro in the first place.

How OneBook Helps: Our app connects you to verified experts who make even complex jobs look easy. Plus, you can book them with just a few clicks—no duct tape required!


2. “My Uncle’s Neighbor’s Friend Can Do It Cheaper.”

Translation: “I know a guy… who’s probably not qualified.”
Reality Check: Cutting corners might mean cutting wires—or worse, cutting into your savings when the work needs redone.

How OneBook Helps: OneBook Pros are verified, experienced, and fairly priced. And with upfront booking deposits, you know you're getting commitment from the best.


3. “It’s Not That Bad... Yet.”

Translation: “If I ignore it long enough, it might fix itself.”
Reality Check: Ignoring small issues often leads to bigger (and more expensive) problems later.

How OneBook Helps: Get a pro to assess the situation now. Book instantly, avoid the last-minute panic, and save money down the road.


4. “I Don’t Have Time to Book Someone.”

Translation: “I can binge three seasons of my favorite show, but scheduling is too much work.”
Reality Check: Booking a pro takes less time than deciding what to watch next on Netflix.

How OneBook Helps: With our app’s seamless scheduling, you can find, book, and confirm appointments faster than you can reheat leftovers.


5. “What If They Don’t Show Up?”

Translation: “I’ve been ghosted before, and I’m not ready to trust again.”
Reality Check: Verified pros value their reputation and won’t leave you hanging.

How OneBook Helps: Our verified badge ensures you’re dealing with reliable professionals. Plus, the app keeps track of appointments so everyone stays accountable.


6. “I’m Waiting for a Sale.”

Translation: “Fixing my leaky faucet isn’t urgent... until my water bill arrives.”
Reality Check: Waiting often means paying more for damage control later.

How OneBook Helps: With transparent pricing and no hidden fees, there’s no need to wait. Plus, our pros are worth every penny.


7. “I Can’t Find Someone I Trust.”

Translation: “I once had a bad experience, so now I’m wary.”
Reality Check: Bad apples exist, but you don’t have to pick them.

How OneBook Helps: Trust is at the heart of our platform. Verified credentials, customer reviews, and a seamless experience mean you’ll always feel confident in your choice.


8. “It’s Too Awkward to Negotiate Fees.”

Translation: “I’d rather replace my sink than have that conversation.”
Reality Check: Open communication is important, but it doesn’t have to be uncomfortable.

How OneBook Helps: With service fees set upfront, there’s no haggling involved. Booking deposits ensure clarity and ease for everyone.


9. “I Don’t Know How to Find the Right Pro.”

Translation: “Searching online feels like finding a needle in a haystack.”
Reality Check: The right pro is closer than you think!

How OneBook Helps: Our platform matches you with local, trusted experts based on your specific needs. No guesswork—just results.


10. “I Forgot to Call!”

Translation: “I remembered... but then I didn’t.”
Reality Check: Life gets busy, but procrastination only piles on stress.

How OneBook Helps: Our calendar integration and shareable booking links make staying organized effortless. You’ll never forget to book (or pay) again.


No More Excuses, Just Results

With OneBook, hiring a professional has never been easier, faster, or more reliable. Say goodbye to funny excuses and hello to serious solutions. Whether it’s a leaky faucet, a creaky door, or a big renovation, OneBook has your back—every step of the way.


Ian Imamura